Cracker2 The Band

  Rythm Guitar/Vocals

Ian (or the Bionic man as we like to call him) is the founder member of the band. He can still remember when they were just called Cra, but they've grown so much since then. His wit is well known amongst regular Cracker fans; so much so they groan BEFORE he speaks now !!

  Vocals

What can you say about this man, and not swear ! He is (as Ian is oft to point out) one of the best.........painter & decorators on the circuit. With his love of Lucosade (or Vodka & coke as we like to call it) this man is a well ( and I DO mean) well oiled machine !

  Guitar/Vocals

What this man can't do with a G string isnt worth knowing. Sadly thats the only string he's any good with, but he masks it well with lots of volume and effects. Now been with the Crackpots for....well more years than he intended really !

  Bass Guitar/Vocals

Rod is the man that keeps it all together with his pounding bass. He does it with such a laid back attitude, that sometimes we have to pinch him to see if he's still alive. Most of the time, thankfully, he is.

   Drums

John is the baby of the band, so while the rest of us have a well earned pint, John likes nothing better than a rusk and a bit of titty ! Encores are not on the agenda, as his mam comes to pick him up.